Top 10 Reasons Letterman keeps going after Sarah Palin

10.Can’t believe she doesn’t take advantage of her own employees.
9. Hoped that by mocking a woman no one would notice how much he seems to like any woman who comes along.
8. Was blackmailed by an evil CBS producer to do it.
7. Angry at her rejection to join his staff.
6. Was tired of only getting women who worked for him and hoped she’d see through the schoolboy insults that he really liked her.
5. Still broken after not getting The Tonight Show.
4. He’s a liberal-has-been-hack-comedian who can only get women who owe their jobs to him.
3. Jumped on the bandwagon with self-loathing after seeing the country mock an attractive woman next to an shriveled old man during the election because it hit too close to home.
2. Not a lot of time to write real jokes when you are bed hoping with everyone at the Ed Sullivan Theater.
1. Three words: Todd Palin Envy

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